COMMAND:masturbate(playerid, params[])
{
    static const fmt_str[] = "%s[%d] cпустил штаны и начал гонять лысого";
    new str[sizeof(fmt_str) + (- 2 + MAX_PLAYER_NAME) + (- 2 + 5)];
    GetPlayerName(playerid, str, sizeof(str));
    format(str, sizeof(str), fmt_str, str, playerid);
    SetPlayerChatBubble(playerid, str, -1, 100.0, 10000);
    ApplyAnimation(playerid, !"PAULNMAC", !"wank_loop", 1.800001, 1, 0, 0, 1, 600);
    return PlayerPlaySound(playerid, 20803, 0.0, 0.0, 0.0);
}